I have no idea what I'm doing. I don't mean in the website design sense. This page looks like this because google has this very basic design tool that's free, and my budget is free. Also, I just really wasn't expecting to need zany stuff yet. If I come off as unprofessional, it's because I am. I've been fudging my writer thing for years and am in a reboot and expected to still be in the behind-the-scenes phase of it, but it turns out *a lot* of people were more interested in a bunch of guys filling a chick up just to see whose batter ultimately made a baby. What I'm trying to say here is: